grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Grand slammin

When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...

It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me

by CaseAandJuan October 15, 2018

Grande licks

This term can be attributed to the event where ariana grande went into a donut shop.pulled a donut from behind the glass case.proceeded to lick it.then left the shop. Proudly proclaiming how much she hates ameri

Ca. So grande licks are donuts named for her infamous deed!

Customer in donut shop to woman behind counter:"yeah.gimme 3 grande licks and a pink chocolate eclair.

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

grand aunt

Some one who is someones aunt and also their grand mother

That woman is my Grand aunt.

by barneynoballz November 17, 2016

chica grande

Hot chick with a large ass
Example:
Nicki Minaj except for the horse face/teeth

In your best Cheech Marin voice.....Chica Grande.......

by Donky do February 9, 2018

grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Grand

Saying something is a grand is pretty much like saying “that is not it”.

A Dud; a wrap; a grand.

Friend 1: “i’m so irritated that I’m the only friend in our group with kids”

Friend 2: “yeah girl, that shit is a grand”

Friend 1: “damn b* you didn’t have to say that….. but you’re right, this shit really is a grand”

by DaDon2Yall June 18, 2023