Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Feet don't fail me now

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.

Charles: I want to dance, please feet don't fail me now

by pedriluvr November 20, 2023

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

WG Fail

When a a person tells a person or group of people about someone that they made up

My friend pulled a huge WG Fail when he told me about a girl he met.

by Tim Tam Boshi May 25, 2017

Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.

The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch

by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024