Kike's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a kike mentioning the holocaust increases.

As long as (((they))) exist so will Kike's law

by AnonDoxy January 21, 2023

Goebbel's Law

Anytime something evil happens the default assumption is that jews did it until proven otherwise.

So the Titanic was sunk on purpose??? Jews did it! I'm invoking Goebbel's Law.

by Blackpill Rage July 2, 2021

AWF's Law

AWF's Law is an Internet law that states irony or parody means you actually (secretly) enjoy or endorse it unironically. It comes from the autistic inability to detect sarcasm or humor. AWF is an autistic fanfiction writer.

Dave Chappelle only jokes about white people because he actually and seriously hates all white people, literally. AWF's Law.

by Master Sword Dialdoh November 5, 2021

Max's Law

Moore's Law states that processor speed will increase by a factor of 2 every 18 months (or thereabouts). Physical limitations no longer make this realistic. Therefore, we propose Max's Law: "If it's good enough to watch porn, it's good enough."

It's elementary my dear Watson, it's Max's Law.

by DoctorsFogsWorthy October 5, 2010

The Law of Intersectionality

The Law of Intersectionality

(noun, abs)

When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.

Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.

Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.

by The Ardent Man June 17, 2018

AWF's Law

AWF's (p. "off's") Law - Joking about something too much implies that you actually endorse and support the things you are mocking. You only ironically joke about something a lot because you are actually unironically in favor of and approve of the things you are ridiculing.

AWF's Law dictates that because you guys are constantly mocking bestiality, you are actually zoophiles yourselves

by mrfkingfgotngr November 5, 2021

Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.

#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.

by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007