Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE

i am in your closet. there is no where to run.

Random noise: "LILL BRO IM IN YUOR HOUSE!!!"
John: *grabs SMG*

by marcothemonkey68421 September 18, 2024

im gay

a classic but a dead meme

IM GAY

by iwantmyhoodiebackho October 26, 2020

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

im afraid

what you put before and after a correct statement.

loona ate wjsn up im afraid

by orbits September 1, 2022

im not your fans

If you want to unfollow someone, make sure you remove they from your followers list, im not your fans.

"who are you?"

"im not your fans def-"

by your beloved fans January 11, 2024

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023