House party tetris

The act of moving furniture frantically moving furniture back to its original place while under the influence at a house party.

"Yeah we all had to play some serious house party Tetris at Dyllan's graduation party."

by SuppaSh33p July 27, 2014

House quail

A subtle term to refer to a cock tease

That fucking house quail led me on all night . Now I got blue balls.

by Superdan8504 May 24, 2016

house crawl

A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.

"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"

by dartier123 October 9, 2017

houldin

an ashkenazi jew who hangs out with is equally jewish and skinny friend huck. He hates the puertorican sex god named santiago who will never have sex and hates all of us jews. he skates wit his dummy christian friend shomari.

houldin yeeted on that hoe so hard

by lilnebulziersfriend December 7, 2017

houston wine

a Promethazine and codeine cocktail, popular in the city of Houston, Texas.

"I'm usually high, sipping on the Houston wine" -Lil Wayne

by george the third January 30, 2018

Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019

houston driver

The shittiest drivers on the planet

1: That bitch just cut me off
2Must be a Houston driver

by Avery Franch March 25, 2019