Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012
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Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.
I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.
by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022
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Saddle goose

by ppap23 February 14, 2022
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diego/goose

he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation

is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)
whose loud ass music is that?!”
“oh its just diego/goose.”
by whoupfarting12345 June 26, 2022
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024
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gone to the goose

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.
by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024
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Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )
Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight
by Murftaco July 27, 2023
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