Gooseman 

a state of mind in which one "niggah" is in touch with oneself, such a way that the person is enlightened and becomes a "Wujamba"

A:yo gooseman, wutup da east side coast?
B:nuttin dawg
A: o wanna hit the sack yo? i gots me some new porno, they asian chicks this time.
B: hmmm, can i "emeril" u after?
A:.... sure but yo niggah ass better go to da wunderbread corner first
B:FO SHo nigga

Gooseman by Ze12o booty February 11, 2003

Goose 

A third wingman that questions everything that the you and your wingman might do i.e. hobbies, musical tastes, etc. Always one of pessimistic behavior.

I know this movie is good because Goose didn't like it.

Goose by Caexar January 8, 2007

goose button 

a clever term used to describe those who beleive they are always right. also can be used to describe a significantly smelling excretion from a male goose

Gee alyssa, that richard is a real goose button!

goose button by yoyoyo17 April 6, 2009

Gooked

The name for the buzzing head high you get when smoking tobacco, mainly a hookah.

"This hookah is hitting so right, I'm gooked!

Gooked by D2Barrett August 28, 2012

Das Gooser 

the most awesomest rocket ever seen on the face of this earth

Das Gooser by One of Das Gooser's creaters April 8, 2003

Reject Gooseblob 

A person (generally a girl) who is first and foremost a reject.
Secondly, their heels do not touch the floor, resulting in them walking on tiptoes (which is very annoying). They are also incapable of walking down the stairs in a proper manner.
Due to their ridiculous apperance, they have recieved the name "gooseblob", especially since they are not the skinnisest species in the world.
Finally, they have the annoying habit of putting their hands on their hips and shoving out their chest to show off their breasts, which doesnt flatter their appearance at all. And that, my friends, is a Reject Gooseblob!

Dennis: I badly need a date for Saturday dood, or my ass is grass...
Otis: You could take Eleanor!!
Dennis: Fuck no dood, shes a Reject Gooseblob!!
Otis: She ain't that bad...
Dennis: Are you kidding me? You seen her going down the stairs?
Otis: true...Ahh well...Guess I'll be the one waking up to a nice blowjob then...
*laughs* Seeya dood!

Reject Gooseblob by Dennis the Pole Dancer May 15, 2008

goose 

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

goose by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004