fake submissive anal

when a guy makes a girl take it in the ass, and tells her to act like she doesnt want it. it makes some men feel better.

I made my bitch take it up the ass, and told her to act like she didn't want it. it was awesome.

by assfucker June 4, 2005

Fake bitch

Stupid girl(s) that snakes/ fucks you over.

"She fucked my ex boyfriend what a great best friend"
"Wow Emily is such a fake bitch"

by Bluntxoxoxo April 21, 2016

Fake Burberry

A once upper-market brand of clothing that has now become the symbol of chav. Chavs cannot afford the real, designer brand and so buy cheap, poor imitations from corner shops "daan-taan", thus destroying the brands good name. The trademark Burberry tan check is now more associated with chavs than rich people.

"Chavs can only afford Fake Burberry"

by ThirdEnigma June 11, 2006

Fakebook

A fake Facebook account. As in a account created for the purposes of: Sending yourself or friends extra game or app requests, Facebook Roleplaying, talking and interacting with strangers, or otherwise acting anonymously.

Bill creates a Facebook account called "Ash Catch-Pokemon" and befriends other Pokemon Fakebooks.

by Aliousis July 27, 2011

fakeism

the opposite of realism in drawing. fakeism

this comic strip is drawn in fakeism style as opposed to the realism style

by david September 27, 2003

Fake Bling

Something of an oddity, & as far as I am aware, a rarity. Whilst most Chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing Fake Bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at Bling. Fake Bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mo chav.

Kev: "Check out my amazing Bling!"
Average Joe: "Uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, I'm pretty sure those diamonds are stickers..."
Average Jim: "Its Fake Bling."

by Traize July 4, 2005

fakebites

Snakesbites...Only you're too much of a wimp to actually go through with it so you get those cheap crappy fake piercings and use those and try to pass them off as snakebites. Usually done by ugly, fat wanna be scene girl posers.

Damn. I thought she was cool and had snakebites...
But that bitch went and got them fakebites.

by Matt1224 September 20, 2007