Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

pulling a duck

when you have a random internet whore pay to fly to come see you.

Im broke, do you think pulling a duck would work to get her down here?

by umm_mickey July 16, 2008

Wise Duck

This is a insult you use to people who carry out really dumb actions. Use this insult sarcasticly!

Someone (Wise Duck) that tries to shave their beard with a electric meat knife, not thinking of the consequences ie total annihilation of the wind pipe!

by Weetz August 29, 2006

Steppin on Ducks

A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".

Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.

"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."

by Jared Knight January 7, 2007

Donald Duck

What Donald Trump's body gaurd called Trump

"Donald! DUCK!"

"Remember when Trump Donald ducked"

*Laughter from the crowd*

by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Duck Hunt

The hidden way of saying the cunt.

Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??

by em2020 March 10, 2017