douchebag

A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects

Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"

by Mcstudly69 October 25, 2012

Douchebagnet

The combination of douchebag and magnet.

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.

by poopshooter July 18, 2012

Douchebaggy

When one is purposefully being a complete asshole but is usually not like that.

Mike: Hehe your wearing purple are you gay?
John: Why are you so douchebaggy right now? You're never like this?

by psudeoe August 4, 2012

Douchebag

Marco Malacara

Wow, he's a real douchebag, he must know Marco!

by cam92296 October 6, 2012

douchebag

Negative word used to describe a person.

Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!

by Supergirl123 March 8, 2013

Douchebaggin' wagon

Any vehicle that contains douchebags (assholes, bitches, or rude ass people).

There's the douchebaggin' wagon.

That douchebaggin' wagon is full of douchebags!

by Meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 21, 2013

Douchebag

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!

Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!

by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014