Dildo Dealer

someone go sells dilods insteada drugs. it's better than a drug dealer because it'll last longer.

Sam- hey um what's a dildo dealer?
Cam- a person who sells dildos.
Sam- ohhh do you know where I can get one?

by Zayla McLellan May 21, 2022

dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it

person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas

by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022

DildoHead

A slur used on gay and disabled people

You are a DildoHead

by Gankedbypolo June 7, 2022

Dildo

A dick often made of silicone or plastic.

“Dude I tried using a dildo for the first time last night, I think I’m gay…”

by R33H33H33 July 19, 2022

Dildo baby

A feminine child, not quite a teen annoying their father on a beach trip.

Child: it’s too hot on the beach.
Dad: go take a dip in the sea ya Dildo Baby

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.

'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!

by ur favee milf July 30, 2022

Dildo

A fake dick

He's pretending he's rich to that pretty girl. What a dildo!

by anonymous August 29, 2022