Decky

Decky is an amazing little otter. The most beautiful, sexy person you will ever see. He has the cutest smile and the best sense of humor. His voice is amazing and when he sings he melts all girls' hearts. Decky is a pure diamond with the kindest heart. He will give you happiness, and make sure you will feel loved and safe.
If you see him in the wild, catch him and never let go.

Decky is the love of my life, he is my soulmate. I love all about him. I am happy to be his.

by napidot June 28, 2024

Decking

Basically the opposite of docking
To deck you need 3 men, 2 of the 3 men will prolapse their assholes and the third man will wrap ones prolapsed ass over the other one.

Bro me jack and Carl did decking the other day, it hurt like shit but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 15, 2024

Deckable Offence

Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.

We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.

It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.

Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights

Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!

by DeckableOffences November 16, 2024

deckade

A ten-year service-period of an area of flooring, such as on a ship or outside da door of a residence.

What type of wood dat you choose for yer porch or da flat walking-surface on yer yacht can often determine how many deckades it will last.

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

deckaide

A ten-year period of employment as a ship's crew-member.

Open-ocean service can indeed be a great career for many people, but if you get seasick easily or are unsteady on yer feet, you might not be able to endure even one deckaide!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

Decocting

When you dip your ball sack in egg yolks, flour, and cornflakes, deep fry them, and have someone eat the crust off your balls.

“Yo dude Tori gives an insane decocting”
Verb/present tense: decoct
Past tense: decocted
Future tense: decocting

by BigChungusAioli January 24, 2025

decockke

The opposite of "Bukkake"- When only a singular man ejaculates onto a singular females' face, usually in a fit of rage or depression as a result of loneliness

"OMG, Look he's involved in a decockke, i feel so bad for him"
"I wish just once i could have a decockke"
"If you invite another woman we cant have our own decockke"

by Jayselfie January 25, 2026