couch dancing

(noun) a euphemism for having sex on a couch

“We started out with netflix and chill and then we started couch dancing shortly after”

by ballstretcher5000 October 2, 2022

Thriller Dancing

When you dig up yo homie's granny and take her down to pound town.

I was bored in the cemetery so I started thriller dancing.

by anonymous November 11, 2022

Columbian Dancing Dust

Synonym for cocaine.

That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. I think Management needs to lay off the Columbian Dancing Dust.

by chrisssy226 February 18, 2023

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023

gulp dancin

very talented family of dancers. if you can gulp dance your very cool

gulp dancin twi de di gli

by gulp dancin April 10, 2023

Tap dancing tangerine

Another way of calling someone stupid

Person: You got the mental complexion of a tap dancing tangerine on a Sunday night drinking a Pina colada

by The Enigma08 June 7, 2023

Reverse Darwinism

The process of allowing those who would have naturally selected themselves out of existence the ability to survive through intervention that runs counter to natural selection.

If not for medical professionals, those climate activists who glued their hands to the road would have won the 2023 Darwin Awards. That's reverse Darwinism at work.

by SirKingArthur July 15, 2023