Dan Fish

Someone who is so good at something that people refuse to acknowledge it out of fear.

Nathan Peterman is a Dan Fish

by BarackObamaOfficial September 1, 2019

uncle dan

someone who loses a lot

wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan

by payton wright September 5, 2019

DAN

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.

You are no Dan, unless you empress, and rock a hat and t-shirt to the point I wear a only a skirt.

by Headondan69 September 9, 2019

Dan Holman

Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.

"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"

by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

by Quitavious Brown June 4, 2017

pullin' a Dan

The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.

"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"

by rosaliehope June 21, 2017

dan gosling

He is pretty gay

Yo, Dan Gosling you pretty gay

by TheYoungerTheTighter October 30, 2017