So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.
Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009
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Get the Lisa and Dan mug.The act of having sex with a man or woman, with their legs tied back, as if they had no lower parts of their legs, looking like Lieutenant Dan from the oscar winning film Forrest Gump.
"Yo, so did you Cincinnati bow-tie her, or did you let her give you a rusty trombone??" "Neither. I pulled the Lieutenant Dan, tied her legs back, made her cum like Forrest Gump running home."
"Ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan'd last night..."
"Ugh, my quads hurt so much from being lieutenant dan'd last night..."
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Get the little dan mug.Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.
Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"
Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"
"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"
"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
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