Dan

Its a wonderful man with strict parents and angry issues

I saw Dan last friday

by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021

Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.

Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"

by NYV4-0815 May 5, 2024

deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

Dan

An overlord who rules over everyone and everything.

You must pray to Dan before dinner.

by Dan777455454 June 14, 2023

DD (Dickhead dan)

A panera manager

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”

by anonymous July 1, 2025

Dan

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018