comeicida 

Ah, Comeicida, a young, fantastic young women with much success ahead of her. Nobody realized how attractive she really was until recently. Yea, maybe it’s a weird name, but you think she’s the one.

Hey, did you see Comeicida today! She looks outstanding!

comeicida by Adam1738gg January 12, 2023

nutty comet 

When you poop into an oversized tube sock and then smash it into someone's face at full force.

I stole Jeff's bike again and he gave me a nutty comet out of the blue.

nutty comet by zhendo April 17, 2008

Superhuman comeback 

When a wrestler, usually a babyface, no-sells his opponent's offense, usually after several minutes of being dominated. This tactic usually sets up the finish and victory by the face wrestler. The most well known example of this Hulk Hogan and recently John Cena.

"Three RKO's! That's gotta be it!"
"No way, man. Here he comes with that superhuman comeback."
"FUCK!"

Superhuman comeback by punkasswalrus December 10, 2009

After the show comes the shit cart. 

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

After the show comes the shit cart. by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

comedy central 

the only reason for my existence + the only reason i pay for cable instead of stealing it

comedy central is the best network ever
south park rules all bow down

comedy central by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

Sit-Down Comedian 

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the ‘supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

Sit-Down Comedian by 112Amzz September 30, 2011

Black Comedy 

A form of comedy in which serious issues such as cannibalism, rape, genocide, terminal illnesses, etc. are treated humorously. Often more disturbing than funny.

Black Comedy is not a racial or urban issue. It is a genre of comedy.

Black Comedy by osudean July 2, 2005