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cock hole

The physical hole created by unbuttoning one's pants and underwear so that the male genitalia can successfully urinate outside of one's clothing.
Albert: "Dude, do you unbotton your pants or do you piss through the cock hole?"

Jonny: "No, my dick was too large for the cock hole, hence my pants are wet."
by Canaday C-34 December 1, 2010
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Cock fairy

The combination of the disses "cock sucker" and "you fairy" usually leads to no comeback once you say it to someone.
Guy1:"Hey fuck you asshole"
Guy2:"shut the fuck up you cock fairy"
Guy1:"..."
by tynle02 April 24, 2008
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cock club

to strike someone about the head and or face with ur cock
u better shut ur hole before I cock club u
by kickasskiwi April 20, 2004
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Elephant's Cock

(Chiefly British, and best appreciated in a British accent.)

Any large-bore corrugated tubing. Generally made of thick plastic - making it stiff - while the corrugations allow for some flexibility. Generally used for routing cables around a room, or exhaust gas from an air conditioning unit.
I say - heat's building up in the machine room. Don't suppose you could toddle over and check the elephant's cock's not fallen off the air con, old boy?
by cfm2 December 17, 2011
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cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.
The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.
by oh, that guy January 21, 2009
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Cock Mongol

Woman or Tramp that goes from cock to cock. She is nomadic when it comes to the cock. .She is territorial and will defend her cock. However once she is done she will leave and move on to a new cock
That cock mongol has fucked half of the gym!
by CockMongol December 14, 2009
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Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.
Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!
by Devin Hogan January 17, 2008
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