Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

Clit

A myth

"Rub my clit"

"But it doesn't exist"

by Captain_Crust May 23, 2022

Clit-hanger

The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.

Mike was always being a tease and always left Jane on a clit-hanger...

by RoloRolo December 16, 2023

Clit-stick

An obscure name for the male dong. During embryo development the clitoris and penis differentiate from the same reproductive tissue. The penis is essentially a clitoris that has enlarged and grown on a stalk.

Peter saw Paul's penis and thought, "wow, that's a weird looking clit-stick."

by BudgieSmuggler May 12, 2014