homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him

Jack popped a homo boner when he met John

by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015

Hughgeffen Boner

A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.

"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"

"haha dude just said huge boner"

by Rob aka The Juice October 28, 2008

Boner language

The ability to tell if someone has a boner, just by their awkward actions and gestures.

A: "That kid has a boner."
B: "How can you tell?"

A: "I read his boner language."

by AWitBaybay July 10, 2011

Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011

Boner Shame

When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.

Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?

Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!

by Adil3aby December 3, 2017

Glory Boner

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.

Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner

by SupremeDrizzle March 15, 2015

Boner Nope

When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.

So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.

by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016