Curry boner

a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight

i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden

by PAPA VEGETA May 6, 2018

boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

boner veins

When you’re so buff, you have veins leading down to your dick. This was a term coined by the ex vine star Cody Ko.

Woah, Chad has boner veins now?

by Peoplewithcommonsense August 10, 2021

intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.

1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.

by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012

Memory boner

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria

Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember

G: not sure friend

Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks

by The fuz August 23, 2012

Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.

"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."

by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013