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Bean spiller

A person who is absolutely addicted to spilling the beans, no matter what
Person: *tells secret
Person: Bro don't tell anyone, i hope you are not a bean spiller
Person 2: Trust me bro

Also Person 2: (on radio) Everybody, Joe told me that he lik-
by dragsbruh July 12, 2023
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beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation
There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes
by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018
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Bump the bean

Insufflating blow off of a clitoris.
Yo, did Cindy let you bump the bean last night at the bachelor party?
by JLeno December 2, 2016
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Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.
Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.
by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023
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Bean salad

Performing fellatio on a group of men belonging to multiple ethnicities and or nationalities.
Her jaw was sore after having so much bean salad.
by DeWang October 9, 2019
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Bean Bath

Commonly used in the year 1296 by the roman empire

Any plebeian that did not pay the required monthly quapples (RMQ) was to be dragged into the center of town by the lowest ranked cobblers son(s) to be stripped of all clothing followed by a communal cobbling. After 8 moon phases have passed the plebian's are clarted to the bean pit where they are blind folded as well as lubricated to ensure maximum solubility in lubement. After this the pit seal is crafted from hay and Steel as well as procured plebian meat nuggets from past bean baths. The seal then covers the bean pit and is tightened and secured by a rapid stomping ritual performed by the eldest women of the village. By the time the pit has fully hardened the rays of the sun will have heated the pit to 78.3 degrees kelvin. This causes the Plebian's previous physical form to reduce to a meat slush. The immense heat and pressure causes the slush to ooze out of all the cracks and crevices of the seal. After several minutes all of the slush will desnify and evaporate creating a impenetrable barrier that encapsulates the plebian's soul for 7 maridiun quadralights.

This Form of torture was made a war crime in the following year due to its cruel, unusual, and inhuman methods.
(Modern example)
"Hey tom you wanna see the football game with me tonight?"
"Sorry Jim I can't I promised my girlfriend i'd give her a bean bath tonight."
by Plebian Slayer69 August 8, 2019
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Real Beans

Mike: JT you blow.

JT: Real Beans
by mikelito24 June 17, 2012
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