Angry Dragon

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.

dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night!!

by Angry December 9, 2004

angry pants

A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.

Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

angry baluga

when you're trying to shit, but it gets stuck halfway out of your asshole, causing you to reach in your ass to pull it out. Causes you to moan and groan like an "angry baluga"

guy 1: bro this morning I had to pull an angry baluga
guy 2: well did it come out?
guy 1: fuck yeah it did.

by thatgirlwhocries April 17, 2016

Angry panelbeater

When Fatty accidently cums in his own eye and Stubbs his toe on toyota parts running to the bathroom

“I turned into an angry panelbeater last night watching nugget porn”

by Taito October 25, 2019

angry zach

Right when you're about to cum, you bitch slap and knee the chick in the pussy and spray that shit all over her face.

I angry zach'd all over her face yesterday

by Anonymous mith January 16, 2018

the angry adelle

When a grown man, or baby has uncontrollable orgazums while in the presence of dying lama's

Wow, I think we shouldn't have come to this lama graveyard, Timmy is having the angry adelle

by the angry adelle July 27, 2014