I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Wsaop December 6, 2021

Am I cool...?

No ur not. Stupid dipsh!t.

"Hey mom, Am I cool...?"
"No ur not, Johnny. Now clean your room"

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

I-am

A man with a huge gyatt bums ginormous like two moons put together with perfect curvature , and can bounce like a trampoline .

That dude is literally an I-am bro, his gyatt is crazy!

by anonymous March 23, 2025

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

<.7.6.9.7.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.6.9.7.>

<.7.6.9.7.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.6.9.7.>

<.7.6.9.7.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.6.9.7.>

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024