absativelyposolutely

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

by afpmaz February 8, 2007

Abstract Conceptualization

A wild goose chase.

The boy went on an Abstract Conceptualization hunt for a snipe and was unsuccessful.

by red-panther October 28, 2010

abso-fuckin-awesome

A word to use when something is so awesome your brain starts to scramble random words together.

That video of Regina Spektor singing Fun Wearing Underwear is ABSO-FUCKIN-AWESOME!!!

by Keenemasterofswords October 30, 2010

Absexuals

Sexy mofos that like abs and they are sexual

The absexuals trolled guys to see some abs
abs nodick

by Blue waffler August 7, 2012

Absolute Unit

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

by SBUnit August 11, 2019

absolute fucking unit

a person can win a baskball game without teammates and destorys lebron james

he absolute fucking unit on the baskball court

by fwejweoieijf August 24, 2021

absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion

the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills

by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010