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the state of new york

The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
by mr man the science man April 22, 2023
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new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school
by eudamme October 23, 2013
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New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.
Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!
by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021
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new york hoedown

that part in The Great Gatsby where Myrtle gets run over
if you mention that price she'll be out of here in a New York hoedown
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.
If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.
by marauder211 July 27, 2024
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