Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.

I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.

by Doo! May 21, 2016

TURTLE

BEST FREAKING TURTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, LIKES BEING LICKED 😋

TURTLE is great.

by Marixxlove September 16, 2016

Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.

Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.

by gustebeast November 6, 2016

Turtlenick

An uncircumcised penis on a Canadian named Nick.

Girl: Whip it out Nick!
Guy: Heck ya! Ima bout to get some!
Girl: Eeew you have a smelly turtlenick living in your pants.

by Egg Slut Out in Public May 27, 2017

Turtles fanny pack

Digging up your testicles from your pants and letting them hang on top of your belt.

This dude just came out of nowhere rocking a Turtles fanny pack.

by Cavepear July 7, 2017

Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.

Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.

by Medino July 11, 2017

Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.

I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!

by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 23, 2017