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toologenic 

1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures

2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos

note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.
Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!
toologenic by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010
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A master of all trades; to be devilishly handsome or ravishingly beautiful. O'Toole's are part time gods. They get what they want. More or less a general bad ass. To O'Toole someone is to give them the greatest pleasure they have ever experienced.
"Wow! So few people can get away with that, you must be an O'Toole."

"I had the greatest night last night, he O'Tooled me to the extreme for over four hours straight!"
O'Toole by Go UCLA January 1, 2008

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.
I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.
Toolbag McFuckface by ivan009 November 27, 2009

sack of tools 

The ultimate tool. There's just no bigger tool than this sack of tools.
What a sack of tools.
Your sack is showing.
Stop being such a sack of tools.
The person most likely to carry a sack of tools is...
sack of tools by polpru March 1, 2010

Pro Tools 

A very stable piece of audio production software. Though stable, it unfortunatly is designed by Digidesign, the biggest bastards in the industry. They require you to use exclusively their hardware in conjuction with the software. When the new version of protools comes out, all the sudden you have to buy new hardware because its not compatible with the new version... even though Digidesign themselfs designed and sold the hardware to you only two years earlier. Their hardware is high quality... and you pay for it. An entry level Protools TDM system costs upwards of 10 grand. Isn't it nice to know that those thousands of dollars of hardware will be useless in two years? Protools doesn't play nicely with other pieces of software. Your computer must be free of all other sofware for Protools to work. If by any chance (which is great) that you will need tech support, Digidesign will be glad to take your $60/hour to tell you that the reason your system doesnt work is because YOU fucked it up, even though its clearly bullshit... Every professional in the industry should stock up on MOTU I/O's and nice mic pre and just use Nuendo. It may be slightly less stable, but it can do more and your hardware will last you many years with multiple versions of software.
I wasted $30 grand two years ago on a system thats now worth 2 grand. I should have spend a quarter of that money on a Nuendo system that still would be useable today... even with the new, more stable version. With the extra money I could have bought a rack of high end Focusrite mic pre's to make extemely prestine recordings.
Pro Tools by Mike April 28, 2004
Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.

Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.

Toolie: Hello, how are you?

Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolies by Neil K December 20, 2007