Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy
He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees
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s-tool

a use to use a person as a tool and to complete a goal.
"We brought you here so we can use you as a s-tool
by Pikachulovespuppys May 11, 2023
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Proper garden tool

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.
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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus May 30, 2015
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Dick Tool

An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.
That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.
by SkittleTots January 10, 2014
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noodel tools

a tool used by noodels to be more noodely and suck your mother up the bum bum
i will noodel tools your fanny u fart stain
by uga boogga booooga October 04, 2022
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