Happy Week

Having sex with 5 different people 5 days in a row.

Yeah I tried going for a Perfect Week, but ended up with a Happy Week:(

by Medium penis guy May 22, 2022

Happy Grunge

1. A person who likes the colors/ aesthetics /songs of the grunge / pastel grunge lifestyle but doesn't really agree with many of the "I hate people" vibes that Tumblr users associate with grunge.

2. A person who likes the grunge/pastel grunge lifestyle but is happy and pretty secure.

Sad Grunge: Ugh, I bet you don't even listen to Bruce Springsteen. You just have that shirt 'cause it's "vintage." You're just pastel grunge, you're not even real grunge.

Happy Grunge: Actually, I do like Bruce! :)

Sad Grunge: Oh yeah? And what's your favorite song, hipster?

Happy Grunge: Hmm, either "Thunder Road," or --

Sad Grunge: Thought so! You're not even a real fan!

Happy Grunge: OR "Meet Me in the City."

Sad Grunge: What - what's that song?

Happy Grunge: Oh, it was a song that was cut from "The River." You should look it up, it's awesome!

Sad Grunge: Ya know, whatever. Get away from me. >:(

by savageselfies September 7, 2016

key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.

I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!

by fartso55 January 1, 2017

Scrap Happy

The excited, nervous, on edge feeling one gets when threatened that makes one eager to fight. Usually this interferes with good judgment.

"Calm down, don't be so scrap happy!"

by Torgprom June 27, 2009

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019