G-Tard

A high functioning retard with insane musical skills.

Holy shit , man! Did you hear that G-Tard shredding the guitar?

by hell666 June 22, 2011

i-tard

someone who doesn't know how to use the computer

Brody needs his little brothers help to get on limewire what an i-tard

by Jesus 001 May 20, 2009

Fre-tard

Someone who has done a lot of Freon. Freon, as everyone knows, can make you retarted, thus, becoming Fre-Tarted...

"Oh my god yo...after Jay hit that bag one last time, he became a total Fre-Tard on us!"

by Ashley Chaffin January 9, 2008

fuck tard

someone that is annoying or just lame

"god garath ball is a FUCK TARD!"

by FLiX July 3, 2002

tard muffin

shit that your girfriend eats

i gave her a tard muffin last night

by Jordan Olness January 22, 2004

e-tard

one who cannot use email

Don't send Sally any email cause she's e-tarded...

by Sumlyn June 4, 2007

e-tard

Someone who has a prolofic lack of knowledge where computers and general I.T is concerned.

"Someone asked Dave to double-click the icon on the screen and he picked up the mouse and tapped it twice on the monitor...Dave, he's such an e-tard"

or

"no mum, I can't tell what's wrong with your computer just by listening to the sound of it down the phone- stop being an e-tard!"

by Biggest of Tones August 1, 2008