Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge

Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge

by NotAdo April 19, 2020

Ryan Moment

the inability to understand a simple joke, or simply taking a long while to process it.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road
John: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Jim: To get to the other side! Haha
John: I don't get it?!
Jim: Oh... You're having a Ryan Moment now aren't you...

by Lambad April 27, 2020

Grif moment

When person one asks a normal question (such as why are we here) and person two responds with a tangent on beliefs or religion.

Simmons: hey
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment

by Bro_om February 17, 2020

Mundu moment

"litteralment, zobb go bott" - fountain
"Combination of a SIMP and Coomer" -guy who cant walk

"i hate girls so much, imma do Ket"
"wow that's such a mundu moment"

by the hussler February 21, 2020

Nisfa Moment

A nisfa moment is where you become really dopey and do not talk or answer anything or anyone correctly due to the dopeyness you may have. It is called this because Nisfa has these moments on a multiple amount of occasions throughout the hour let alone the day.

Hey man, when’s your next shift?

Ducklings

Huh, wtf you on about?

Oh shit, I had a nisfa moment. My bad

Fuck man, I heard about those. I’m sorry you had to go through that

by Abdul402 April 27, 2020

Crunk Moment

'Crunk Moment' is a more positive form of a Bruh Moment

Man 1: "My life is over she took the kids and the house"
Man 2: "At least you have the album Kings of Crunk by famous rapper Lil Jon"
Man 1:"Crunk Moment"

by boardingon123 June 23, 2020

Dylan Moment

When you do or say something stupid

I’ve had 3 Dylan moments this day. Shit make that 4.

by YodaMaster July 25, 2020