Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Fart Dartmug. A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015
Get the Fairy Fartsmug. When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 5, 2010
Get the hydraulic fartmug. After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
by ur gramma November 29, 2009
Get the fart pitchingmug. by CockMan79 May 12, 2009
Get the Fart Fevermug. A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.
by confuzyon March 29, 2017
Get the fart therapymug. by godz_comic November 4, 2017
Get the fart saladmug.