Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021

vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

by mcdede May 18, 2014

I know your favorite spot

a lyric in the song 34+35 (add it up :) meaning touch the boobs or boobies

i know your favorite spot boy :)

by mad as fuck boi February 9, 2021

Chop Spot

A nice chill safe spot for a chop. (See session)

Usual suspects include building sites, parks, houses, anywhere on the road when equipped with a billy and vehicle, practically any spot in the world.

Hey man pass the billy this way.

Nah man this chop spot's dodge, lets find another.

Hows about kings park?

Fuck yeah were outta here

by trel September 6, 2008

g-spotting

The act of doing two things at the same time that causes something unexpected or big to happen

A:"I accidentally pressed the pause and punch button at the same time and now my game is frozen!"
B:"lol nice g-spotting"

by T3r3n August 20, 2021

Alaskan Sweet Spot

Another word for an eyebrow. Pretty simple.

Hey! you got somethin white on your Alaskan sweet spot!

by OxyAlaskanSweetspot November 21, 2019