italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush

"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"

by Krkič November 25, 2019

Italian stranger

Masturbating using pizza grease

Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger

by Munchies42069 March 9, 2018

The Italian helicopter

Have the girl on all fours with her asshole in the air, have the guy insert his penis and flatten out and spin yourself.

I thought we were going to take flight while you were doing the Italian helicopter

by Ralph donglong May 6, 2022

italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans

Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.

by om3rta September 29, 2020

Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.

Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️

by AnonyEx April 12, 2024

Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want

My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!

by ratatat663 December 5, 2021

Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce

Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night

by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022