German Tandem

It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.

- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that

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help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

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"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 20, 2020

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A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo

"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"

by real_Fent_User27 March 12, 2024

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When one someone shoves a fruit into the vagina and the female pushes it back out and the male eats it and has sex with her afterwards

by Animejesus January 23, 2016

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When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.

Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.

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Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.

I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.

by NateEllis84 June 06, 2018

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