taco stomp

to stomp on a femsles vagina

damn i wanmnma taco stomp that bitch

by tyler wasson November 6, 2007

Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008

muddy taco

During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."

Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.

by Bro DiMaggio October 4, 2013

taco chopper

A particularly aggressive lesbian.

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?

by Don Flong July 5, 2012

Taco Slam

A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.

Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.

by MrTrippe June 15, 2012

Pocket Taco

When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.

Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!

by MHM Yes October 18, 2018

Taco Treat

A hot sexy ass female one can find dressed in short skirts and spiked heels running around all over Mexican TV all day and all night. Especially on Univision or Telemundo. I like to use this term for more than likely her taco would definitely be a treat...Or at least one should hope so!! "Farewell and adieu...to you fair Spanish ladies..."

"Hey Pete, you watchin TV? Hurry up and turn on that Univision. There's a taco treat on there that gets my motor hummin! That's one hot tamale right there!! OH SHIT...gotta go...my ol' lady's coming!"

by That dirty boy from the BEND February 17, 2010