James Baxter

Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.

He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.

Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.

James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter

by FinnplusJake November 23, 2018

A James Bond

To masturbate somewhere besides your house

I was so horny at Jim's house, I had to pull a James Bond

by Qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,.12 April 18, 2014

James McNally

Yes very much yeah yeah yeah

James McNally yeah yeah

by You like tha January 22, 2021

James Perro

You may confuse him as being an elf or a very annoying person but trust me you won't. He is very funny, and a midget.

james perro likes n word

by Matthew Pennington November 26, 2019

James Huang

When you masturbate so vigorously that you shed off a layer of skin from your penis and then proceed to put the excess skin in the microwave for about 20 seconds to make it crispy and eat it as a snack

I just James Huanged last night and let my dog try some

by stusbiskit October 9, 2023

James Chen

Handsome Jock who is considerate. He packs an 8 inch dick, but he lies about it to make people feel adequate. He has infinite stamina in bed and will break your mind if you have sex with him.

I need help. I can’t stop thinking of having sex with that James Chen

by Brxsr January 8, 2023

James Murry

The best joker from impractical jokers and has a fear of heights

James Murry looks like a ferret

by PoopMaster26 July 11, 2021