little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.

Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.

by AsherRabbit February 11, 2025

Alabama hamster wheel

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 09, 2023

Wheel Waffle

A waffle with wheels, butter, and syrup.

Its a Wheel Waffle!

by Skywalker227 December 11, 2018

putting sticks in someone's wheels

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether

if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels

by Sexydimma December 31, 2014

Virginity Wheel

A nerd who has bought a real force feedback wheel for the computer but can’t pull anyone

I just picked up a virginity wheel

by FrostyNips17 May 21, 2019

Digital Third Wheel

Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you. Typical occurrence for 'besties' which one of them recently got engaged in a relationship.

A: Saw you riding train next to the popular chick, how'd it go?
B: Boring. I got Digitally third wheeled the whole ride.

(A: Digi-wha..?
B: a 'Digital Third Wheel' is- Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you.
A: Dang that sucks..)

by Suzu-nee January 18, 2024

Wheel-dumped

Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.

James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”

Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“

James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”

Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“

by Levisleftsock November 08, 2020