salem

fat fucking cat.

salem is fat as fuck get her on a diet.

by delulu69 February 11, 2025

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Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

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Sales Associates Have To Be Security Guards For Police Officer, Y Esta Redundancia.?!.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Salem witch trials

People being hanged in the 17th century by a bunch of pick me's

Convicted: Im innocent!

Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!

Salem witch trials

by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025

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Salem

a black cats name from the show Sabrina the teenage witch

nothing it’s just that Salem is a name

by JuanDavid9904 August 28, 2025

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1. The mystical ability to turn a simple task into a 12-step workflow requiring 3 consultants, 4 licenses, and a small sacrifice to the cloud gods.
2. When software looks polished in the demo but in practice spawns dashboards, roles, and permissions so complex they need their own zip code.
3. The art of solving every problem… by adding another cloud.

• We just wanted a contact form, but it got Salesforcey and now Legal has to approve picklist values.
• What pricing model is super Salesforcey — powerful, but I’ll need a finance minor to explain it.
• The UI was clean until it went Salesforcey and buried the button under three tabs called ‘Lightning.'

by CommerceDude September 18, 2025

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