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Spoon Digging

The act of eating jello or chocolate pudding out of your lovers anal cavity.
"Hey Pete, what are you doing for dinner later?"
"I plan on spoon digging Steve tonight"
by No scoping November 6, 2018
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Spoon's

A shortened name for Wetherspoon's, a pub chain in Britain
The beer at Wetherspoon's is so cheap cos it's way past it's sell-by date and tastes like shit.
by anonymous September 5, 2021
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Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.
"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"
by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023
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Spoon-Driver

Similar to an oxygen thief.

Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.

These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.

Timmy is a spoon-driver

Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 27, 2023
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spoon

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.
Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell

Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding
by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016
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spoon burner

robbie’s maw is stirlings biggest spoon burner
by miguel2 °bellyrolls April 23, 2023
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not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
by DavilMorn April 4, 2024
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