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INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022
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spoon

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies
“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”
by SoRosy January 22, 2021
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes
Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019
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Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.
Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?
by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014
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