spoon

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.

Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell

Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding

by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016

spoon burner

robbie’s maw

robbie’s maw is stirlings biggest spoon burner

by miguel2 °bellyrolls April 23, 2023

SPOONING

When one man inserts thee round tube like handle into one's penis for pleasure while grasping the round spoon in and thus SPOONING ones self.

Wow he really can take that spooning all nice and deep like...

by 《♤》 October 18, 2020

Spoon's

A shortened name for Wetherspoon's, a pub chain in Britain

The beer at Wetherspoon's is so cheap cos it's way past it's sell-by date and tastes like shit.

by anonymous September 5, 2021

Spoon Boy

The guy off camera flicking spoonfuls of wet cornflower on the actress when the money shot is delivered thus creating the illusion of a turbo jizzing. Used often when the actor has to go round the buoy before he fully reloads.

Your dicks so small you’d only ever be hired as the spoon boy

by SailorPat February 14, 2019

canadian bar spoon

receiving head while making a cocktail

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

by dlovatz December 27, 2023

Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith May 9, 2018