Socially Amish

When a person has no social media or a cell phone.

Sarah: Can I have your number?
Bob: Sorry, I don't have a cell phone. I'm socially Amish.
Sarah: Do you have Facebook?
Bob: No

by babyhuey121794 October 8, 2013

socially-unfit

When somebody is socially-unfit, they aren't mature/and or ready to be on the internet and or need to learn their manners on the internet.

Socially unfit, a person who is not ready for the internet, and or social media, who is unfit.

Subject: Can I have Discord?
Person: No, you are socially-unfit.

by m6lsanne April 5, 2021

social graft

manipulation, flattery and other corrupt practices used to secure unmerited advantages or gains in social or business politics.

If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.

by claybius July 26, 2011

Social butterbitch

The term, social butterbitch, derives from the universally known phrase 'social butterfly'. A social butterbitch is someone who socialises with lots of different people but on a purely lame level. They try too hard and it's cringe worthy.

You know that guy Mike? He's a damn social butterbitch if ever I seen one.

by MrTeacherMan February 18, 2022

Social House

Pretty optimistic guys from Pittsburgh that are pretty chill that floss regularly and thrift heavily for random things such as harnesses and fish net jumpsuits. Rarely found without positive energy and plant-based dietary restrictions. Some times found in the Hamptons. Legalize weed everywhere.

Dang...that Social House song is stuck in my head!

by iHeartRadio August 15, 2018

Social Netwank

The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.

Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.

by TnG October 12, 2015

Socially Interuppted

The Social Interruption, is when the process of your task is being interrupted by an exterior social event. This can be, for instance, a message on your phone, or someone coming towards you to talk.

CarMightyVids was socially interuppted by his colleagues.

by AlpharSeigen October 21, 2020