That's what she said 

One of the best jokes on earth.

"Johnny, let me hold your wood for a second."
"That's what she said!"

"You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny."
"That's what she said! Hahaha!"

"Stop!! Seriously. How old are you?"
"That's what she said."

That's what she said by Iaretehpwnz1997 June 19, 2009

That's what she said 

A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh.

In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.

Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom.
Jake: That's what she said

Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.

Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.

Jake & Colton: That's what she said.

That's what she said by TheWiseKid February 9, 2009

murder she wrote 

“ murder she wrote “ is a reference to something going correctly. the phrase ‘ murder she wrote ‘ means whoever SHE is planned and wrote it down.

“ And I asked her what the dick did and murder she wrote
And she wanna give me mo' head but my dick hurt her throat “ - tay k ;murder she wrote

murder she wrote by hottiesouthernbody February 25, 2021

that's what she said 

used to turn a comment into a sexual innuendo

(in a precalc classroom)

teacher: ok guys, i know that these problems are hard, and they're long and a pain in the butt, but you still have to do them

Student: that's what she said

that's what she said by Mumbs April 4, 2009

damn she thick 

When you see a girl that looks good enough to be true and has a curvy look into her.

"Ay you see shorty ova there"
"Damn she thick!!!"

damn she thick by YaBoiJohnn September 4, 2017

Thats what she said 

A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual

Fuck you got me so wet!

Thats what she said

Or

Damn that shit is hard

Thats what she said

Thats what she said by Alex Stojnich November 28, 2010

that's what she said 

1. Used to add sexual innuendo to a conversation.
2. When a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or sexual.
3. To imply that what is being talked about was actually a sexual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past.
4. Something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis.
5. A phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him.

guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear!
guy 2: that's what she said!

guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night!
guy 2: that's what she said!

that's what she said by mandamondo May 8, 2005