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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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Seaman Hick

Anybody who challenges somebody to a fight brings a gun and has a buddy back him up after he starts to get his ass kicked
I told that seaman hick that his truck looks like some shit I had drawn in 3rd grade maybe he might pull a gun and call his friends
by Thefactteller69 July 27, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use to explain life right now; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Samon

Samon is a type of fish with wings, it's also known as a bird. Samons are large and fly in groups of thousands, which is why the word is popularly spammed on the teams chat
The word also means Spam, samoning is spamming.
Yoo, its a Samon, oh wait, its just kiran flying.

Hey, Nikhil's samoning the teams chat. Lets mute it.
by depressed cow October 13, 2020
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season 14 of fortnite

dogshit. season 14 of fortnite is dogshit.
by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020
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seasonal sprite

hey look its a seasonal sprite
theyre so fucking short
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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