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School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem
In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”
by JDMF March 27, 2024
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giggle staff

A broom stick with natty lite beer cans shoved on it. The owner of the notorious “giggle staff” has the ability to giggle endlessly. There is one in existence.
Bow down to him as he has the giggle staff.
by jack bittenbender February 4, 2025
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To stefan

The act of closing the bathroom door behind an unsuspecting victim without their knowledge until it too late. The victim will then look around confused as you shove them to the ground. You will then "whip it out" and when they say no it will only fuel you to keep going. You will force the partner to lick your dick cheese (disclaimer: only works if penis size is under 2.5" and partner is not above the age of 16) (disclaimer: this is all consensual roleplaying)
Jacob: Yo bro I just stefaned someone last night
Mark: Yo cool.

Jacob: Yeah, She didn't see it cuming.

Other uses:
Liam: She's so fine I might have to stefan her at this party Friday night.
by hcropyeknom February 11, 2025
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Leaky Seff

When you insert a butt plug into your rectum, after this you consume an entire bottle of horse laxatives. You now wait, a few minutes later you do the child pose stretch with your bottom facing the floor, once the pressure is great enough to force out the butt plug leading to a jet like spray of feces.
The doctor said I needed to clear my bowels ASAP, so I decided to try the Leaky Seff.
by I Love ABG's October 22, 2025
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Gwen Stefani

You coming to the show tonight?
Gwen stefani, bro
by Chuckpeabody October 29, 2025
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gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
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The High Staff

A pengu That can talk...And has a really small penis but his name is Thomas...Why...But he can work computers and owns a discord sever...For some reason but he has a steam account and has friends...And is a bloody jerk and is a jerk and is very very large ;)....
The high staff is very smart kinda.......Sort of....Not at all ok...
by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018
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