Stalkbang

When you're obsessed by someone in a freaky way but still manage to persuade them into shagging you - usually through sympathy.

Can't believe Simon actually managed to stalkbang her.... Legend.

by Kantankerouskaren July 28, 2020

Stalk n block

When someone follows/friends another to stalk their social media but then decides to block them

I thought he was interested in me, but then he stalk n blocked me the next day.

by gmgway August 12, 2020

Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!

So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

StalkerPanda

One sexy ass muthafucka

That guy over there is a real StalkerPanda

by Gelwin October 2, 2020

stalker

hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am

disclaimer i’m not a stalker

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020

stalking

usually involves a very long romantic walk for 2, however only 1 of them knows the walk is for 2.

Bro my girlfriend called me, said some guy was stalking her so I went and tried to fight him.

by William MacMorrison December 24, 2020

Stalker

Someone who continuously watches you, follows you or watches you naked

There is someone in town who is a stalker

by ActuallyHelpful February 16, 2021