Smelly Ryan

I don’t give a fuck

Have you smelt Ryan he’s a smelly Ryan

by Johnny Garcia October 9, 2020

Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.

Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.

by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011

Trusty Ryan

A sexual act where fingers inserted into the anus one at a time until the entire fist is wrist deep inside of the recipient.

Daniel was pleased when his woman gave him a trusty Ryan last night.

by snizzlewizzle October 16, 2021

ryan taub

Ryan taub- the son of the founder of the ryobi cordless kit.

Do you know who my son is? -father taub

Yes of course.
What’s his name again?

Ryan taub

by Ryan taub October 20, 2021

Ryan B

That kid who nobody gets his name right the first time. He always gets asked if his name is Bryan when he says it's Ryan, just to make sure, and is often mistaken with other Ryan's, such as Ryan C, Ryan D, Ryan E, Ryan G, Ryan P, and Ryan Z

Ryan B: My name's Ryan.
Everyone: Bryan?
Ryan B: Ryan
Everyone: You sure?????

by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021

Ryan Puri

dumb witted little cnt. cant decide on a girl, keeps telling them he likes them, and keeps getting rejected and changing who he likes every other day. he'd rather study english then play csgo 3 days before the exam. overall 1 star.

Person 1 : Ryan Puri is in love again...
Person 2: who's it this time?
Person 1: your momma
Person 2: *not even surprised*

by yolo911 September 15, 2022

Ryan Rahman

One the best Dragon Ball powerscaler and the best uwu discord husbando. There are rumors of this deity flexing his Pedo Reiatsu and destroying 11th dimensional beings

" Hey look it's my husbando Ryan Rahman, I want his cum inside me "

by HakaishinFangirl January 15, 2022