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Rudolph's Red Rocket

Santa's loyal reindeer Rudolph's erect penis that serves the dual purpose of the breaks and rooftop anchor for santa's sleigh.
Rudolph's Red Rocket was in full effect on Christmas night after he noticed blitzen's new boob job and the scent coming from her stench trench.
by Se7en November 16, 2006
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rocket sled

a shopping cart that is filled with rocks or other heavy material and then hurled, with disastrous effects to what it hits
we busted open the front door of a supermarket with a rocket sled
by satanhitler November 29, 2003
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Rocket

When you're jerking off and put your laptop screen above your dick while laying down. When you cum you make the sound of a rockets engine as it hits your screen. Replicating a rockets engine.
by Bruh Moment Words January 2, 2020
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ass rocketeer

huge ragin homo-sexual, a man who enjoys the cock...
by vegas May 25, 2003
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Douche Rocket

Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
by Cabbage Fartz August 3, 2009
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Bloody rocket

The Female removes bloodied tampon from vagina and proceeds to force it down the Males urethra, then when he cums he shoots the bloodied tampon out with force. Bloody rocket.
I met this girl on tinder and we tried the bloody rocket, what a mess
by Blueberry oatmeal May 3, 2019
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the rocket

inhaling a balloon of nitrous oxide (repetitively) while busting a nut

for best results aim to bust just as you start peaking on the nitrous

if you're stoned too the feeling will be extended so that is also recommended

coined as "the rocket" due to feeling as though you have literally blasted off
A: wyd tonight?
B: taking a trip on the rocket
A: no fucking way, actually?
B: yup i'll be on mars in no time
by midnightsolution June 9, 2020
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