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Zeus's Revenge

After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.
My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.
by DumbFxck April 18, 2024
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Tommy’s Revenge

When you put your dick in a girls Vagina and she pees on it
I heard Joey’s girl Tommy’s Revenged him
by Icevest July 7, 2024
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Poseidon’s revenge

When you shit and the toilet water bounces back
Oh my god, i just had a Poseidon’s revenge
by toddyschmeckles November 23, 2024
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Newsom’s Revenge

When you remove the water saver valve from a hotel shower head only to have your nipples injured taking a shower due to excessive water pressure.
Guys! I solved the water pressure problem in the room but got a bad case of Newsom’s Revenge!
by NotBryanS February 10, 2026
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Napoleon's Revenge

While performing vigorous anal sex, the large intestine accumulate tears resulting in bleeding. The top violently ejaculates their baby gravy in a finishing move that acts as a douche, resulting in an explosive combination of diarrhea, blood, and love custard (chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla).
I gave her the good ol Napoleon's Revenge
by TipToucher March 11, 2026
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Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Chester's Revenge

The act of fingering a girl after eating a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos.
I gave my girl a Chester's revenge last night.
by Bosstedeg6 February 11, 2025
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