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Riding Gilbert

The typical term used to describe when one removes one’s bicycle seat, proceeds to aptly lubricate the the remaining seat tube, and then begins riding while sitting bare bummed on the pole in order to generate maximum prostate stimulation.

Most commonly used amongst off road mountain bike groups.

Origins of the term is thought to have started in the San Francisco East Bay Area.

Also see Riding Diablo.
Rand died today while Riding Gilbert down the mountain trail. It was unexpectedly too bumpy. He died with a smile on his face.
by T. Little May 14, 2021
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riding the rainbow road

When you are so high you feel as if you are on the rainbow road in Super Mario Kart
"bro last night i felt like i was riding the rainbow road"
"woah that must be some serious cush"
by cushmaster69 June 3, 2021
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Rid1

that guy was a Rid1
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Ridima

A sagittarius with loads of insecurities but also thinks she's the hottest person alive. Will do anything for her friends. Always has the urge to correct people. Is very mean but in a loving way. She's kinda introvert but once you get to know her you'll get to see her fun side! Loves k-pop, k-drama, anime and Netflix.
Loves to dance.
Hey where's Ridima?
Probably at home watching Netflix!
by Nishimura ni-ki November 25, 2021
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Riding the merry-go-round

Riding the merry-go-round* is when a woman seeks to secure a handsome, perhaps wealthy, emotionally unavailable man ("Chad"*) in an attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy), gets dumped, and then she tries again, repeating the cycle. She never learns, all while ignoring guys she has friend-zoned.

After perpetually riding the merry-go-round, the woman eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms often used by men's advice YouTubers "33 Secrets" and "Entrepreneurs in Cars".
She would do well to stop Riding the Merry-Go-Round and settle down with someone she has friend-zoned.
by Run.Forrest.Run January 26, 2022
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Ridiculous utterly ridiculous

Chloe Bourgeois’s catchphrase from Miraculous Ladybug (probably one of the best shows ever as well as in existence).
Someone gave Chloe KFC instead of whatever the Hell she ordered.
Chloe: I asked for a beef fillet with fois de gras not this poor person food (Throws KFC at someone in a massive fit of rage) This is so ridiculous utterly ridiculous!
What a Karen, am I right?
by Delete this account now July 2, 2023
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pine ridgain

Jeff: what does a pine ridgain look like?
Walter: a what?
Jeff: you know those kids that go to Pine Ridge High
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