queef

a cooter fart

oh-em-gee! she just queefed.
really? whats that?
its a fart that comes from a girls cooter.

by jennifer lejune April 28, 2009

ground queef

A girl queefs on a bed so much that she leaves dents in the sheets.

person 1"damn James, that girl queefd' so much on that bed last night that it left dents in the sheets, I think I ate too much of her broccoli"
person 2"what do u mean, queef slippage?"
person 1"hell no you donkey pissing shit monger ground queef."

by henry h20 August 10, 2006

queef

a large package of paper

Person 1: Hey employee how manys pieces of paper are in this queef.
Walmart Slave: I believe that that queef has the ample supply of 400 pieces of paper.

by Broiker June 20, 2008

Queef Mouth

Insult used to shut someone up when they are being stupid.

Another way to say "douche bag"

Jim wouldn't stop talking about planking yesterday. He is such a queef mouth.

by mzsparxxx July 20, 2011

queef fucked

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

by tom April 25, 2003

Queed

A response generally brought on by ones stupidity or lack of common sense.
-Also see Douchebag under insultive proporties.

ex "Wow dude, could you possibly be a bigger queed"

by Dan Pattern November 9, 2006

Queefball

Queefball is a sex game. 2 people are doing it and when the male is about to sperm and he pulls out and squirts on the vagina and then the female queefs and the queef air hits the balls and you have to see how many times the balls can hit the gooch which is the area between the balls and asshole

two people are doing it

the male pulls out and squirts

the female queefs with queef air

the balls hit the gooch 1, 2, 3, 4 times

the game of queefball is over.

by T Mont & Trent Vanwinkle August 19, 2008